I love Goldfish crackers.
I can play the harmonica.
I met Tom Brady once. That’s why I hate the Patriots.
I went to school with Jessica Alba. That’s why I can’t stand her.
My ears don’t match.
I was incarcerated for a night in China.
I almost failed my first year of college from partying. Then I came back and graduated early.
I still have the Boy Scout Law memorized.
I also have the NATO Alphabet and Greek Alphabet memorized.
I’ve never had a cavity in my life.
I brew my own beer.
Speaking of booze, I actually took 21 shots on my 21st birthday.
I know the lyrics to Baby Got Back (but then again, who doesn’t?)